Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car
which said, "TWO PROSTITUTES . . . $50.00."
A policeman seeing the sign, stopped them and told them
they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.
Just at that time another car passed with a sign saying "Jesus Saves."
They asked the cop why he let the other car go and he said, "
well, that's a little different it pertains to religion."
So they took their sign down and the next day there they were,
driving around town with a new sign which said,
"Two Angels Seeking Peter . . . $50.00."