| Mouse up ass A man called his doctor, and said "Doc, you gotta come over here quick, you see when my wife got out of the shower, and bent over to pick up her towel a mouse ran straight up her ass." The doctor said,"Okay just hold a piece of cheese just outside of her ass until I get over there". The doctor drove up, got out of his car, and went inside to see the man holding a big fish up to her ass instead of cheese. The doctor said,"What are you doing, I said a piece of cheese". The man said,"I did what you said, and it almost worked, but when the mouse started to come out, the cat chased it right back up there! |