Rectal exam
A man goes to a proctologist for his very first rectal
exam. The doc tells him to wait in the examination room.
Once inside, the man notices three items on the desk:
a tube of K-Y Jelly, a rubber glove, and a beer.
When the doctor comes in, the man says, "Look, Doc,
this is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for, and
I know what the glove is for but what's the beer doing
there?"
The doctor looks at the beer and turns red with anger.
"Nurse", he screams. "I said a butt light."