Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, 'I'll send my
Dog out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond. If there aren't any
Ducks out there, I'm not going hunting.' So he sends the dog out to the pond.
The dog comes back and barks Twice.
Chester says, 'Well I'm not going to go out. He saw only two ducks out
There.' Earl says, 'You're going to take the dog's barks for the truth?' Earl
doesn't Believe it, so he goes to look for himself. When he gets back he says,
'I Don't Believe it! Where did you get that dog? There really were only two ducks
Out there!'
Chester says, 'Well, I got him from the breeder up the road. If you
Want, you can get one from him, too.' So Earl goes to the breeder and
Says he wants a dog like the one his friend Chester has. The breeder
Obliges, and Earl brings the dog home, and tells it to go out and
Look for ducks.
Minutes later the dog returns with a stick in its mouth and starts Humping Earl's leg.
Outraged, Earl calls the breeder And says, 'This dog is a fraud. I want my money back!'

The breeder asks Earl what the dog did. So Earl tells him that when he sent The dog out
to look for ducks, it came back with a stick in its Mouth and started humping his leg.
The breeder says, 'Earl, he was trying to tell you that there are more
Fuckin ducks out there than you can shake a stick at!'